Ok wow. I was hanging out on chatroulette. I wasn't doing anything naughty, in fact I was eating spaghetti, watching the cocks roll by, when this couple appeared on screen.
They must be in their mid to late 20s (I'd guess) he was a sandy medium blond cutie with rugged longish hair. And she was a beautiful blue eyed long haired, sunkissed blond. They stopped to talk, it was on her cue, she said something like "what about her" when they saw me. We did the small talk for a bit, where are you from, what do you do... and all the rest. There was no question about age. They aren't a couple, they "just have sex". Then out of the blue they asked if I wanted to have some fun with them in Holland. They said they'd pay for the flight. (WTF!?!?!?!)
Ok... I couldn't have picked a hotter cuter sweeter couple out of a line-up.
She looked (a lot ) like Caroline Woniacki (a tennis player)
She looked (a lot ) like Caroline Woniacki (a tennis player)
He looked like a young scruffy slightly darker haired version of Val Kilmer... (think wavy hair)
So yeah they have my email. They emailed me and I met up again on Skype last night. We'll see how that goes for a while.
sounds like it could be fun fun fun. I reckon I don't know what chatroulette is, maybe I should check that out since I know there are at least 2 hot chicks on there.
ReplyDeleteSounds like fun! I'm sure you'll make sure they're legit etc though before you go, but it sounds like it could be fun.
ReplyDeleteBut whatever happens, your dear readers of course want to know! ;-)
Wow!!
ReplyDeleteDon't end-up dead or anything. That would kinda' suck.
Sage: You should try chatroulette, just to get a sense of all the different kinds of cocks that exist... it's "educational"
ReplyDeleteEden: I do need to make sure yes. Since it's my first time dealing with this, any tips would be precious.
Mike: hah, thanks for your "concern"... I suppose it would suck. Maybe I should point the index finger and pinky finger Italian horn symbol at my crotch as the Italians do to ward off your jinx....
LOL
ReplyDeleteI didn't know it was all cocks. They don't seem to interest me all that much for some reason!
Sage: it's not ALL cocks, it's just 90% cocks or on occasion a man's face 7% ads and 3% chicks... that's the ratio... But it all depends on the group you get thrown into. It's interesting because you never know what you're gonna get...
ReplyDelete...watching the cocks roll by...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I'm totally going to use that!
...it's just 90% cocks or on occasion a man's face 7% ads and 3% chicks...
Truer words have never been spoken.
DN: heh ;-) I'm glad I could inspire you. 90% cocks is on a good day (for a girl too) if you get thrown into the wrong mix it's ALL cocks.
ReplyDeleteOk, finally tried chatroulette, very interesting. Ratio was maybe 50% cocks, 40% other random things, mainly guys, and nearly 10% women, a small portion of the women being partially undressed.
ReplyDeleteWas wondering how you actually get to chat with someone, probably helps if you are a woman :)
Saw someplace where a guy did an experiment, recording how many people would stop and chat to him, it was about 5%, then he had his girlfriend log on, her success rate was 95%
Mark, that is an incredibly good ratio you got there. Are you sure the women that were partially undressed weren't recordings... it's one thing I've noticed, there are a lot of recordings of women partially undressed on there.
ReplyDeleteThe guy's experiment sounds pretty funny, I'm not surprised though :)
"Watching the cocks roll by" ,.. snort...."Priceless!"
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