Creepshot

So the art school where I work is winding down for the year. Last week was the last course until the new year. I'm sort of glad because I was/am exhausted and I needed an easier workload. At the same time though I won't see co-w for a while. 

While I was at work on Wednesday I got a message from co-worker. It was strange though because we were working together. When I took a peek I saw this:

He sent me a picture of my own ass. 

It obviously had me laughing. 

He also came up to the students while I was about to explain something and he asked them to pay attention because I was really 'delicious'.... Everyone just stared. My eyes grew wide, incredulous, I may have flushed and then I realized and corrected him 'delightful!'. 

Later that day I sent him a text saying 'how do you know I'm delicious if you've never tasted me?' 

His response was: I dream your flavour.